Looking at this shirt is special, but the real magic starts when you slide it on.
We offer this shirt in four sizes, enough to fit most persons girth even in the most dire of circumstances. Additionally it is offered in just one color, white, to make your choice easy.
That's what we are about here, girth and simplicty, if you want to wear a shirt proclaiming you PWN people, we make it easy.
Now go wear this shirt to your local Wal–Mart, buy some tube socks, and go home and log into World of Warcraft to start the adventure!